KubaAdrianowicz's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Capo]

Bruno: You know what Giorno, there is something I hate more than drugs.
Giorno: Seriously, what is that?
Bruno: Copyright.
Giorno: Why, I thought copyright was to protect creators, from alterations or theft of a particular creation.
Bruno: Not in this case, they had to change my stand name because Sticky Finger is practically the name of a music band.
Giorno: It's already such a reason to hate.
Bruno: It's not the worst, you know what name they gave me for the standa, Zipper Man.
Giorno: Okay that sounds very bad, now I know why you hate copyright so much.

[Gibson SG]

Wow, very realistic looking this guitar, feels like I could play it. I could if I knew how to play the guitar.

[Mother 1]

POV: You made fun of the kid with the retort "Ur mom gay."

[koala 🦥]

Marc: Hey John, are you sure it's a koala?
John: Yes, according to NASA's instructions, we were supposed to send into space an animal that can clip on trees and is not a monkey.
Marc: And they said something about it having to resemble a teddy bear or that it could have claws.
John: Ah, sorry, the folder didn't open, I thought the command written on the folder was enough, yes, the koala has ears and is gray.
Boss: Marc! John! Why is there a rash of memes on Twitter and Facebook with a sloth in space?
John: So that's what the animal is called.

[Budgie]

Bird: Humans destroyed my friends' nests, I unscrewed parts from their cars.

[billy mitchel aka the greatest man alive]

Captain: Hello dear citizens of Newgrounds, my name is Sgt. John Captain and today I will tell you about a person who has become a role model for Americans and gamers, a person who graduated from university, broke the record in Japanese games Pac-man and Donkey Kong, started his own restaurant in Hollywood and runs his business in Florida, today we are talking about Billy Mitchell, a true American.....
Steve: Captain, is it a good idea to talk about him?
Captain: Why do you think it's a bad idea, after all Billy Mitchell is a person worth talking about, he's a role model for me just like Batman, Larry David, eeeh.... Bob Odenkirk... Tom Fulp, well, and a lot of great people Steve.
Steve: Captain, I don't want to undermine your authority, but my point is that Billy is not considered a fair player.
Captain: That what?
Steve: Well, it turned out that he used an emulator to break the record in Donkey Kong.
Captain: Who stated that? Liberals, Republicans, Soviets, the European Union, a distant Asian country, who stated that?
Steve: Some investigative journalists....
Captain: Some journalists, don't you know them and you believe them? Probably some fake Americans, again want to tear up the real American role model.
Steve: Captain is exaggerating a bit, surely there is an explanation....
Captain: Steve to the tank! We're going to clear Billy Mitchell's good name! And remember Newgrounds users, don't believe every public opinion. Sayonara!

[Blue Balloon]

Balloon guy: Here's a balloon for you, boy.
Child: Eh, I wanted a red one.
Blue balloon: You know boy, I'm tired of all this babbling from the children about how much they want red balloons, we different colored balloons are ignored and only once a day it will happen that some child will take a balloon of a different color, because he happens to like that color. Make this one exception and take a blue balloon, and if I hear again that you want a red one, I'll make you a red one.
Child: I don't want any more balloons, uaaaaa!
Blue balloon: No wait, I was just joking, don't leave me here, I didn't want to hurt you, please buy me!!!

[Narif :)]

When drawing the girls in your art, are you inspired by the girls in the Hanna-Barbera animation?

['Klerpo']

Hey, stop that bird! He's eating up my whole radiator!

Butzbo responds:

Oh no! it's too nimble to be stopped! *Kweeek*

[THIRTY-SEVEN]

Here history was made, the legend of EVO, the fighter Daigo squatted on the wall by Justin made an unexpected move, a perfect pairing, this gave him victory and admiration among the fans. After more than 20 years, the duel is remembered by brawling fans and Internet users, and yes, I have a huge hype for NG Dreamcast Collab.