KubaAdrianowicz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SUPER SENIOR GOJO DRAKE LEAK!]

Yeah, that Azumanga girl is right, the Drake memes are overrated. I hope nothing bad happens after these words.

[JIMMY AND BABY]

Wow, just wow. Jimmy and Baby is probably the best pixel art animation I've ever seen, if there was an award on the internet for the best visuals on the screen this would win outright. This animation simply does not let you get bored, every few seconds, not minutes, seconds something is happening here, from the main action, to short actions as far as the smallest fucks. The whole team tried hard to make it look as interesting as possible, and you can see that, but I'm so excited about it, but I didn't say what it's about, I'll say this, watch it for yourself, I don't want to tell you the details so as not to spoil the fun. But a small warning, this animation has thousands of flashing colors and lights so for people with epilepsy I do not recommend, the rest can safely watch.

[BELTZ BLADEZ]

She looks very edgy, red eyes, bandage clothes black in color, ten nails in the ears, Shadow next to her looks eggs a children's toy. Plus she's such a badass, usually rabbits are repositioned as such cute and funny animals, but not her. Other than that good animation, looks like Jet Set Radio if it were in the R category.

[snips]

Elena: I'm sorry you had to wait a long time, so what kind of hairstyle do you want.
Me: Well short hair, slightly trimmed, but please no katana, ordinary scissors and shaver, not any Japanese murder weapons, ordinary scissors and shaver, I'll even pay extra.
Elena: You whine very much, but as they say our customer our master.
* Elena pulls out a giant pair of scissors*
Me: What a Fu......
Elena: How do you like your new hairstyle?
Me headless: Fuck it's great! When my friends see me, they won't see that it's me. Thanks.

[FNF Boyfriend Official Figure]

Mom Dearest: Can you tell me again why you thought turning the BF into a toy and giving it to our daughter was a good idea?
Daddy Dearest: Because I don't know? I thought that if she got her BF in this form, it would reduce her sexual attraction to this boy.
Mommy Dearest: Now not only does she fuck that toy all night with all her might, but on top of that she doesn't let us sleep.
Daddy Dearest: At the most, I'll call our lawyers in the morning to cancel our anniversary performance because we got sick and have to stay home, it's best for us.
Mommie Dearest: Why don't you go to your daughter and ask her not to make bang bang her toy for a while.
Daddy Dearest: No dear, I can't intervene, our daughter must first develop her demonic instincts and make obvious mistakes so she can grow into a mature demonic woman.
Mommie Dearest: Take the time to grow up on your own, you demonic moron.

[Rokémon!]

So this famous Rokemon, flash than video games sprits fans love and rewatch. Yeah, pretty fun to watch, anyway happy 20 years Rokemon.

[Final Fantasy A+]

Today marks 20 years since a group of Final Fantasy students passed the test with an A-plus, how quickly these youngsters are growing up.

[Xiao Xiao No. 3]

Newgrounds users, an important question, what is Asian best known for?
- From Parasite?
Also, but that's not what I had in mind.
-From Anime?
Not this.
-From K-Pop?
Yes if you are an emotionally unstable 15 year old girl obsessed with boy bands.
-From There She Is !!
Close, but the thing in question is Xiao Xiao, the stick brawler that started the trend for animation in this technique. Today is the 23rd anniversary of the third episode which has become the most iconic episode of this series. Greetings to all Stick fans.

[THE HIDDEN EPISODES OF THE AMAZING DIGTAL CIRCUS]

I wonder where they got the original actors from the series, Newgrounds now has a contact with Glitch Production that they can call their boss to say , "Hey we are doing a funny parody of your production, can we borrow your actors" and the boss says , "No problem you sons of spaghetti, take them, the important thing is that it doesn't end up on CringeTube", that would be pretty funny. Curious to see if this movie will get a lot of views, based on the fact that now the pilot has over 300 million of them, I gosh darn it.

[There she is!!!]

The mug slides out of the machine pouring a mysterious blue substance and with the dropping of the fish, music begins to play, suddenly a mysterious person drops another mug spilling an orange substance and at that moment a cat boy in a green scarf appears with a mug and looks at a certain bunny girl who turns out to be the one who dropped mug, in the background you can sense that here was a moment of falling in love for the kill. This scene 20 years ago began a series that has gained no small fandom of followers not only on Newgrounds but also the rest of the Internet.

For me, this scene may perfectly symbolize the moment when this series debuted, this cat is a flash video that appeared on Newgrounds, and this bunny is a fan who saw this animation and said: "Yes this will be my favorite animation that I will return to every few years," while the rest of the onlookers were Newgrounds users who saw the video and had different feelings, some were surprised that this type of video appeared on such a site, some were outraged that a Korean romance was appearing on a site dedicated, in their opinion, to shitposting, edgy humor, gory venom and even hentai, and some were even amused by such an unusual visitor to the site. Be that as it may, there was a stir, and it confirmed the belief of many users that Newgrounds is a place about everything for everyone, and that not those who have locked themselves in their basements refuse to accept the more artistic part of the site, and all because , "There She Is!!!" was not what could be seen on this site before, something opposite to previous creations, starting an era of genre diversity. Thanks Sambakza, for being one of the first animations I saw on Classic Movies when it still existed, thanks for showing me this artistic vision of the site before I started browsing comedies and shitposts, thank you very much.