Total Medals Earned: 1,906 (From 310 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,260 Points
Medals Earned: 1/35 (5/245 points)
Played Bandits & Barbarians for the first time
Reach Silver Rank in Competitive
Reach Gold Rank in Competitive
Reach Diamond Rank in Competitive
Unlocked Red Knight!
Unlocked Blue Knight!
Unlocked Green Knight!
Unlocked Orange Knight!
Unlocked Grey Knight!
Unlocked Fencer!
Unlocked Beekeeper!
Unlocked Peasant!
Unlocked Peasant Girl!
Unlocked Skeleton!
Unlocked Green Princess!
Unlocked Blue Princess!
Unlocked Pink Knight!
Unlocked Alien!
Unlocked Eskimo!
Unlocked Industrialist!
Unlocked Brute!
Unlocked Snakey!
Unlocked Saracen!
Unlocked Royal Guard!
Unlocked Stove Face!
Unlocked Cone Head!
Unlocked Red Princess!
Unlocked Blacksmith!
Unlocked Hatty!
Unlocked Necromancer!
Unlocked King!
Unlocked Bear!
Unlocked Fire Demon!
Unlocked Ninja!
Unlocked Tricky!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/185 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Full Combo Early Mornin' Booze.
Full Combo Drunken Do-Si-Do.
Full Combo Moonshine Melody.
Full Combo Holly Jolly Jivin'.
Full Combo Here We Go Again.
Visit the credits.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (250/250 points)
Beat The Game (Fart Mode)
Beat The Game (Normal Mode)
Don't skip the intro horse ride
Play the guitar
PWN during the snowball fight
Get PWNED during the snowball fight
Medals Earned: 5/5 (125/125 points)
Get Sniped By A Camper
You Freaking Idiot
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/125 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/190 points)
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster
Medals Earned: 8/8 (350/350 points)
Enter the museum
Check out Shoot Trip Die
Check out Shogun Triad Deathninja
Check out Dead Estate
Check out Gimmiko
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Check out Picayune Dreams
Medals Earned: 10/13 (160/220 points)
Welcome to Beamsy's Dreams!
Complete stage 1
Complete stage 2
Complete stage 3
Try out Beamsy's Hell
Score 25 points on stage 1
Score 30 points on stage 2
Score 35 points on stage 3
Score 50 points in Bimsy's Remix
Score 100 points in Bimsy's Remix
Try out Bimsy's Remix
Score 38 points on Beamsy's Hell
Slow the game down a whoooole lot.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/255 points)
Start playing
Finish the tutorial
Achieve rank C
Achieve rank B
Achieve rank A
Achieve rank S
Achieve rank SS
Achieve rank SSS
Medals Earned: 5/5 (160/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it