Total Medals Earned: 2,329 (From 382 different games.) Total Medal Score: 36,410 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/85 points)
Kill the final boss
Kill two enemies with one throw of the sword
Get your sword stuck when you need to save your pal
Don't die even once and complete the game
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)
Sprayed 10+ people away
Your plants have been shat on 5+ times!
Your plants have been shat on 10+ times!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Climb to the top of the tower
Collect all hidden secrets
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)
Get to the end
Finish the game in less time than the people who tested it
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 9/9 (335/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (25/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (115/255 points)
collect 150 candies
Kill fiddy men
Run in place for 5 seconds
Plank for 5 seconds
5 consecutive headshots
Medals Earned: 4/5 (55/65 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Kill at least 50 enemies in a bonus round
Complete the game!